Claude and Maude

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 26, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Claude and Maude, both 91, lived in a senior citizen's residence. They had met in the social
    center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each others company. after several weeks
    of meeting for coffee and conversation, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and she accepted.
    They had a lovely evening and afterward, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an
    after-dinner drink.

    Things continued along a natural course and, age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude
    for a most enjoyable roll in the feathers. As they were basking in the afterglow of the magic
    moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in his and her own thoughts.

    Claude was thinking; "if I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle"...Maude was
    thinking: " if I'd known he could still get it up, I'd have taken off my panty hose...