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Clinton Mambo

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jun 3, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Clinton Mambo
    (To the tune of Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5")


    One, two, three, four, five
    Everybody in the limo
    C'mon let's ride
    To the liquor store around the corner
    The wife's outta town, so i think I really wanna...


    Call some names from my little black book
    Guaranteed to make this party cook
    We'll call Angela and Pamela and Buffy and Vicki
    And 'fore you know it -- everything will be freaky


    We're gonna throw it down
    Then we're gonna pick it up
    These girls are cute as a little speckled pup
    I know I said I'd learned my lesson
    But i just can't keep from messin'...


    A little bit of Monica in my life
    A little bit of Erica by my side
    A little bit of Rita, if you please
    A little bit of Tina, she's a sleaze
    A little bit of Sandra, she's so funky
    A little bit of Mary, she's kinda chucky
    A little bit of Jessica's what I see
    A great big break from Hillary


    Jump up and down
    Move it all around
    Throw your hands in the air
    Throw your clothes on the ground
    Climb on board -- we'll have fun
    Gonna take a ride on Air Force One
    We'll climb so high we'll touch the sky
    And if we get caught, we'll lie


    A little bit of Sandy on my lap
    A little bit of Tiffany, she likes rap
    A little bit of Rita, if you please
    A little bit of Tina, she's a sleaze
    A little bit of Sandra on the fly
    A little bit of Mary on the sly
    A little bit of Jessica, raisin' cain
    A little break from that ol' ball & chain


    A little bit of Monica in the house
    A litte bit of somethin' on her blouse
    A little bit of Rita, she's a go
    A little bit of Tina, she's a ho
    A little bit of Sandra on the desk
    A little bit of Mary, she's the best
    A little bit of Jessica in my life
    A great big secret from my wife


    Hey girls -- me and you
    I can get y'all a job at Revlon too
    You know me -- I love to freak
    See you babes same time next week?
     
  2. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Ok Doglips...that's pretty funny but wait till the other Clinton in congress gets a song written about her shenanagans(sp). It's just a matter of time till we'll be singing her song, too.

    :nod::mad: