Clinton on a flight

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Oct 18, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Jerry Falwell, a well-known religious protector of 'public decency was
    seated next to Bill Clinton on a recent flight.

    After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink
    orders. Clinton asked for a whiskey and soda which were brought and placed
    before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.
    The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a
    brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"

    Bill then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I
    didn't know there was a choice...":D