Clinton Soup

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Eric, Aug 21, 2002.

  1. Eric

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    Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
    > > > > > shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," that will honor one of the
    > > > > > nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie
    in
    > > > > > hot water.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
    > > > > > Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this
    year.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he
    > > > > > replied: "I don't know, I never had one."
    > > > > >
    > > > > > American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle"
    because
    > > > > > he is so full of crap he can't fly.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest
    > > > > > leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I
    know it,
    > > > > > the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I
    think you
    > > > > > need to know."
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
    > > > > > They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
    > > > > >
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Hey don't mention the stooges in the same breath as that pr*ck Klinton, those boys was fine Americans!:D
     

  3. Klaus

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    Yeah! Even Shemp!
     
  4. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Except for those last two Joe's, there was something odd about them! :confused:
     
  5. Hud

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    That is a list of Willie's best features!
     
  6. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Didn't Monica spill some Clinton "soup"on that pretty dress of hers? ;) :kinky:
     
  7. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Now willie did add a interesting side show for us for four years. Give him a little credit. Come to think of it...I'd rather have watched the stooges during that time instead.
     
  8. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    They would have done a better job, they really gave it to them Natzis!
     
  9. Eric

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    NYUK, NYUK, NYUK! There are american heros...and they were doing most of that during the 'big one'