CNN BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by Ten Man, Mar 30, 2018.

  1. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    Subject: Boeing 777 Design Flaw - An Eye opener!!

    HERE'S HOW CNN BECAME RECOGNIZED AS A MEDIA POWERHOUSE !!! News flash: Thank heavens CNN did this story using their EXPERT analysts. CNN Discovers Design flaw in Boeing 777 - Could Be Widespread to other aircraft. WARNING !! All you 'frequent flyers' take note... AmTrack or Greyhound may be safer options ! Thanks, CNN.... Big scoop for CNN! Pilots everywhere take note! In case you missed this breaking news on CNN.. According to CNN's 'developing story' one of the design bugs of the Boeing 777 is that it will tend to lose altitude when the fuel tanks run dry. This is just one more example of the crack investigative reporting by major media. P.S. I understand that CNN is working on a follow up story that will be a real 'block-buster' report. Apparently they've discovered that ALL airplanes suffer from this same major design flaw....once they run out of fuel, they tend to lose altitude! No automatic alt text available.
     
  2. john_r

    john_r G&G Evangelist

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    Jumbo jets are assault planes, since they kill a lot of people when they crash! People should be restricted to low-capacity commuter planes!
     

  3. PaleHawkDown

    PaleHawkDown G&G Evangelist

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    Don't forget, capacity isn't REaaaallly the issue. The fact that it is aluminum and looks scary is.

    Clearly our founding fathers never intended for us to fly in airplanes.

    We are only allowed to use balloons designed by the Montgolfier brothers and nothing capable of going any faster than that.

    If it goes "zoom, zoom" instead of just "woosh" we need to outlaw it immediately.
     
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  4. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Reckon that article was written by "Captain Obvious".
     
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  5. gsbuickman

    gsbuickman G&G Evangelist

    ****, I guess we should just revive the days of Snoopy's Sopwith Camel .them are much safer . If you run outta gas all you need is a small patch open ground to Dead stick it in on. Yeah, they may be old they may be slow and they may not make it across the ocean but they're still pretty cool :) ...
     
  6. john_r

    john_r G&G Evangelist

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    Are leftists secretly Amish? Stuck in the 18th century and wanting to ban stuff they didn’t have back then?
     
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  7. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    "10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more.
    The bloody Red Baron was roarin' up the score.
    80 men died tryin' to end that spree
    Of the bloody Red Baron of Germany."

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  8. gandog56

    gandog56 G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    Like 10 passengers or less?
     
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  9. john_r

    john_r G&G Evangelist

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    Yeah, and only one engine.
     
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  10. PaleHawkDown

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    It was the only plane on the original Microsoft Flight Simulator that I could land perfectly every time.
     
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  11. my1871colt45

    my1871colt45 G&G Evangelist

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    Loved that song and this....

     
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  12. Wicked109

    Wicked109 G&G Evangelist

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    ...It could kill you.
     
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  13. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    CNN = Fake News!

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  14. ChaZam

    ChaZam G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    True and none of that AUTOPILOT stuff. Strictly manual hands on stuff.
     
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  15. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    In other words, REAL FLYING!:D
     
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