Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by Black Hawk, Mar 27, 2018.

  1. Black Hawk

    Black Hawk G&G Addict

    Thought For The Day – A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
  2. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    I am good at drowning those screams! :D

  3. Ron Eagle Elk

    Ron Eagle Elk G&G Evangelist

    I just want to know why the title of this thread isn't capitalized. As important to everyone's survival as Coffee is, I think it deserves it.
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  4. Wicked109

    Wicked109 G&G Evangelist

    Not everyone agrees... She's got the look.
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  5. aris_unlimited

    aris_unlimited G&G Evangelist

    She's got that look because she is drinking tea...
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  6. Sav .250

    Sav .250 G&G Evangelist

    One cup of coffee in the morning and I pee all day. :usa2:
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  7. Kmcdowell

    Kmcdowell G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    Omaha NE
    I am enjoying my morning coffee right now. Right before I start my mid-morning coffee and then my lunch coffee..... etc. I think you get the picture.
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  8. jwrauch

    jwrauch G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    Aqua Vitae >>> water of life !!! And I'm about to get another cup.
  9. I drink a 12 cup pot of coffee every morning & Pepsi the rest of the day !.........
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  10. gandog56

    gandog56 G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    I'm a Mountain Dew Code Red kind of guy.
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  11. I'm a Diet Coke kinda gal and Hubby is a Mountain Dew Code Red guy.

    If there were a way to safely main line the stuff we'd be doing it. :)
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  12. I don't drink coffee, I like sweet tea though
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  13. Palladin8

    Palladin8 G&G Evangelist

    I usually drink a 20oz thermos of black tar coffee (what my wife calls it) in the morning and am good to go the rest of the day. No soda for me except once in awhile. We don’t keep soda in the house.

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  14. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    Bunch of degenerate caffeine junkies! THAT'S what you all are!! LOL!
  15. You don't want to be within 150 yards of me when I've got too much blood in my caffeine stream, trust me. I get truly evil. :D
  16. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    I guess it's a good thing I'm on the opposite coast! :p
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  17. Cyrano

    Cyrano Resident Curmudgeon Forum Contributor

    New York
    True dat!

    A mutual friend of ncnascarlady's and mine (she to whom I gave a tuned-up Mosin Nagant; you can find the story with the search string "Arlee Ermeyski") is an ogre until she has had her first cup of coffee in the morning. Then she's sweet, perky, and happy, a delight to be around. But don't get between her and that first cup of coffee in the morning; it's worth your life if you do!
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