Corny Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by Ten Man, Oct 10, 2017.

  1. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    Are you just dying to tell a groaner, but have no appropriate thread to post it in?

    Well, here's your chance!

    I'll start with this one:

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  2. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    Here's one for ACfixer.

    Jokes about air conditioners?

    Not a fan.
     
  3. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    Q: What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
    A: A labracadabrador.
     
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  4. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    Q: When does a joke become a mom joke?
    A: When the punchline becomes apparent.
     
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  5. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
    A: She couldn't control her pupils.
     
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  6. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    Q: Where do the poor meatballs live?
    A: The sphaghetto!
     
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  7. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    Déjà Moo - The feeling you've heard this BULL before.
     
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  8. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    Q: What is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
    A: Wrong.
     
  9. Ten Man

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    A red ship and a blue ship have just crashed together in the Caribbean. Evidently the survivors are marooned.
     
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  10. jwrauch

    jwrauch G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
     
  11. jwrauch

    jwrauch G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't bother cause he wont come anyway.
     
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  12. CountryBoy

    CountryBoy G&G Evangelist

    Ummm, can you actually pronounce that?
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  13. CountryBoy

    CountryBoy G&G Evangelist

    I am fifty years old and I realize I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I never found out Who Let The Dogs Out...Where's the beef... Did anybody ever become Mr Rogers neighbor....How DO you get to Sesame Street?... Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails...Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... Why "abbreviated" is such a long word... Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" ..... I mean where's the extra penny going... Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty..... I actually got this from a cousin, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's uncle's cousin's baby momma's doctor who lived next door to my old classmate's mailman...Now it is your turn to take it from me...Peace My Peeps!
     
  14. Junction15

    Junction15 G&G Evangelist

    What do you call a blind deer?

    No eye deer
     
  15. longshooter234

    longshooter234 G&G Evangelist

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    Two guys were walkin down the street; one walked into a bar; the other one ducked
     
  16. CountryBoy

    CountryBoy G&G Evangelist

    **BREAKING NEWS**

    The NFL announced today that, for financial reasons due to the disrespect of the National Anthem and the American Flag, they had to eliminate a team from the league. They've decided to consolidate the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers into one team. This will cause a few layoffs, but will save millions of dollars in costs. The new team will be known as the TAMPACKS. Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and they have no second string.
    More on this story as it develops.
     
  17. longshooter234

    longshooter234 G&G Evangelist

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    A rancher went out to count his herd, he found 178, but when he rounded em up there were 200
     
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  18. Coach

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    How do you catch a polar bear?
    Cut a hole in the ice, open a can of peas and put it by the hole.
    When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
     
  19. TheWall

    TheWall Firearm Affectionado Forum Contributor

    In England they would say, "What a bloody mess!"