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Cure for a guy choking

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 15, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter. Suddenly,
    the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed
    the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

    A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a
    coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound
    of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds
    the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
    unhurried, across the market.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to
    squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
    violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

    Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat
    in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered
    no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
    "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

    "No," the woman replies. ......."Divorce Attorney."
    ;)
     
  2. Klaus

    Klaus G&G Newbie

    Wrong. An attorney would have kept the quarter.