Daze of the Weak. MOANDAY: No explanation needed here. I moan just thinking about it. TWOSDAY: Second day of the week. I sure could use a double shot of something. WHENSDAY: When's this day gonna be over? When it is, we will be passed the halfway mark!!! Reason to celebrate! THIRSTDAY: Developing a thirst for the weekend....dreaming of a Michelob Moment! FRYDAY: My brain is fried, might as well finish the job....Lets get drunk! SADDERDAY: okay...so...too many Michelob Moments last night. What's even sadder, my wife locked me out of the house and I had to bunk with the dog. S'okay, got a 12 pack, the dog doesn't touch the stuff, so its mine...ALL MINE! SUNDAY: Dang that sun is bright. When did I install a window in the dog house!