Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by Sober, Aug 26, 2010.

  1. Sober

    Sober G&G Newbie

    My fater sent this to me and As there are alot of people on this website that will probably find this funny I thought I'd post it.

    Dear Abby,

    I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been diagnosed
    as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .. One of my
    sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

    My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
    marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
    prostitutes in Dallas

    I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
    Longview . She is a part time "working girl".

    All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
    forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
    open and honest with her.

    Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?

    Worried About My Reputation

  2. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

  3. BigCaneSwift

    BigCaneSwift G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    And you thought you had problems!!!! lol.