Deer camp

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by rl69, Sep 1, 2010.

  1. rl69

    rl69 G&G Evangelist

    DEER CAMP

    Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the

    group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

    Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent


    set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

    "Da
    ng man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

    "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my


    wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I

    pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new and very skimpy negligee.

    She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals

    all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the

    bed, and I did.

    And then she said, "Do what ever you want."



    So, Here I am.


     
  2. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    Good one.

    Today, is the first day of regular hunting season.
     

  3. BarryHalls

    BarryHalls G&G Evangelist

    I love hunting, but I'll take the dear over a deer any day! (especially when new outfits are involved!)

    :kinky:
     
  4. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    I never understood why a wife would complain about a husband going out deer hunting. When he could be in the bars chasing skirts.
     
  5. White Rook

    White Rook G&G Evangelist

    It's all about the woman letting him know who's in charge....I have a lot of friends that crawl and "YES DEAR" is a word they use on a daily basis...I'm not a YES DEAR man...