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Defense Attorney: What is your age?
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Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
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Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened to you?
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Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my
swing on my front porch on a warm spring
evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside
me.
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Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
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Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
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Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
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Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
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Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
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Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
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Defense Attorney: Why not?
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Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that
since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
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Defense Attorney: What happened next?
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Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.......
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Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
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Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
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Defense Attorney: Why not?
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Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and
excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
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Defense Attorney: What happened next?
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Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I
just spread my old legs and said to him......"Take me....
young man... Take me!"
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Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
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Little Old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!!"...
and that's when I shot he son of a *****
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