Definition of a Teenager

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 15, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Definition of a Teenager


    -A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

    -A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

    -A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.

    -Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

    -A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

    -A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver's license.

    -A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.

    -An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

    -A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.

    -A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

    -A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

    -A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

    -An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
  2. taras

    taras Guest

    When did you meet my kid's?

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    It's all about motivation for young people. Without it, nothing's important. With it, there's nothing more important. I've been on both side of the motivation coin, too.