Definition of a Teenager A TEENAGER IS... -A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. -A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. -A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday. -Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room. -A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed. -A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver's license. -A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud. -An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes. -A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother. -A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week. -A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off. -A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing. -An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.