Democrat or Republican

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 14, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    I was traveling between Phoenix and Ajo the other day south of Gila Bend when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"

    "Yes, I sure do," I replied.

    "You a Democrat or Republican," asked the old man.

    "Republican," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.

    Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.

    The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican. "Democrat!", I shouted.

    "Hop in!", replied the blonde. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

    Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.

    "What's the matter?", she asked.

    "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already, I want to screw somebody."

    :D :nod: