Did I post this before or is it CRS?

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Capt'n Mil Coll, May 25, 2008.

  1. Subject: : Did you or did I send this?

    Fw: Did you or did I send this?

    Remember?

    I don't remember if I sent this one out.
    I don't think I did . . or did you send it to me?

    Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . .
    God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
    the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
    and the eyesight to tell the difference.

    Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

    1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

    2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

    3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

    4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .

    5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .

    6. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

    7. If all is not lost, where is it?

    8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

    9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .

    10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

    11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few . . .

    12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

    13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

    14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .

    15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.

    16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

    17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

    18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

    19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .

    20. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

    21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

    22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.

    23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!

    24. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

    Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 8, maybe 10, oh, heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen.
     
  2. Mooseman684

    Mooseman684 G&G Newbie

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    How MANY times are you going to post that ????:nono: LOL
     

  3. Funny I dont remember being absent minded!
     
  4. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

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    I can't remember what I just read......:09:
     
  5. neophyte

    neophyte Wonderment :) Forum Contributor

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    Captn' Mil Coll: Sir; WELCOME to CRS CLUB of AMERICA:
    Sir; I was absent, I think? :sad2:
    Didn't see the Present!:34:
    Didn't think anyone minded:bigeyes:
    I Think? I enjoyed the stay:09:
     
  6. Windwalker

    Windwalker G&G Newbie

    Y'all can laugh. To me it's too real to be funny lol. Now who am I supposed to send this to?
     
  7. All I can say is there is truth in the above and it seems to start when you pass 50 years old and gets worst !!!
     
  8. Mooseman684

    Mooseman684 G&G Newbie

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    How MANY times are you going to post that????:nono:LOL
     
  9. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

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    I keep thinking I have seen this somewhere before.