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Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 2, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

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    One reason the Military has trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors.

    Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter.

    Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat.

    The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.
     
  2. appologies for drudging up an old thread but i couldnt help...
    as a future airman ill have to apply my motto to this "work smarter, not harder"
     

  3. BattleRifleG3

    BattleRifleG3 G&G Evangelist

    Resurrecting old jokes is great when they deserve it. I think this counts. :right:
     
  4. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    So with that advice in mind, which branch of service do you call when you want to unlock the John?:D
     
  5. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Ox, I would 'unsecure the Head' . . . hehehe. :joker:
     
  6. Mell

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    Lol
    :usa:
     
  7. Troy

    Troy G&G Newbie

    yup, good jokes dont get old.
     
  8. jerry

    jerry Since 2002 Forum Contributor

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    The 3 yr lease sounds like a sound business decision.
     
  9. jerry

    jerry Since 2002 Forum Contributor

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    Sure miss Dog Lips
     
  10. I miss his jokes
     
  11. FutureMarine

    FutureMarine G&G Newbie