Divorce My ex lost her job as a flight attendant, but she found a job the very next day at the airport! You might have seen her out there sniffing your luggage. Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the failures are a bunch of them...and their lawyers. Divorce was a religious experience. It made me take a vow of poverty. My wife had a figure like a coke bottle. Unfortunately, the two liter one! I suffered from DEPRESSION and asked for help. My wife loaded the gun! They made movies about my marriages.... Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III I just don't understand it. I just have no luck! I've been married three times till death do us part, and all three are STILL ALIVE!!!!