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Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jun 3, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie


    My ex lost her job as a flight attendant, but she found a job the very next day at the airport! You might have seen her out there sniffing your luggage.

    Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the failures are a bunch of them...and their lawyers.

    Divorce was a religious experience. It made me take a vow of poverty.

    My wife had a figure like a coke bottle. Unfortunately, the two liter one!

    I suffered from DEPRESSION and asked for help. My wife loaded the gun!

    They made movies about my marriages.... Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III

    I just don't understand it. I just have no luck! I've been married three times till death do us part, and all three are STILL ALIVE!!!!
  2. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    These would be good lines for a stand-up comedian.

  3. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Bob, I had this mental image of you channeling Rodney Dangerfield. ;)
  4. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    My jokes get no respect. :) I applied to the NRA and they forward my applacation to Sara Brady
  5. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Now that's a case of plain and simple profiling. (ha)