Divorced and Drunk

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by LeftHandShooter, May 3, 2008.

  1. A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,

    "Do you know her?"

    "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

    "My Goodness!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
  2. Windwalker

    Windwalker G&G Newbie

    LOL Not the answer he was expecting I'm sure.