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Dog Jokes

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jul 22, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Dog Jokes
    How do you catch a runaway dog ?

    Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone !


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    What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

    A shampoodle !


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    What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ?

    Any kind of bloodhound !


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    What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

    Wire haired terriers !!


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    What do you call a happy Lassie ?

    A jolly collie !


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    What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?

    A dingo-ling !


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    What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

    A bud hound !


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    Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

    Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !


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    What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?

    A Great Dane out !


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    What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

    A collie-flower !


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    Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

    Because frost bites !


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    Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?

    He was trying to make both ends meet !


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    Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema ?

    Anywhere it wants to !


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    "What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

    His bark was much worse than it's bite !


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    What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ?

    He stole the show !


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    What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

    A jet setter !


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    What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?

    Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!


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    When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

    When the door is open !


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    What happens when it rains cats and dogs ?

    You can step in a poodle !


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    What is the only kind of dog you can eat ?

    A hot dog !


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    What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ?

    A sausage dog !


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    What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

    That hit the spots !


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    Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

    Because they have two left feet !


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    What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

    I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !


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    What has four legs and an arm?

    A happy pitbull