Dog Property Laws

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by neophyte, Apr 30, 2008.

  1. neophyte

    neophyte Wonderment :) Forum Contributor

    1. If I like it, its mine
    2.If it's in my mouth, it's mine
    3. If I can take it from you, it's mine
    4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
    5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
    6. If I'm chewing something up, all pieces are mine
    7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine
    8. If I saw it first, it's mine
    9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine
    10. If it is broken, it's yours

    It was a slow day in Heaven and God phoned Satan to see what was going on down there.

    "It's slow here too", said Satan

    "Well" God said, "I think a dog show might be fun"

    "Sounds good" says Satan, "But why are you calling me, You have all the dogs up there"

    "I know", answered God, "But you've got all the judges"
  2. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

    Alot better than the other dog joke...:09:

  3. Windwalker

    Windwalker G&G Newbie

    Lol, I liked the second one best.
  4. MrsS

    MrsS G&G Enthusiast

    I liked them both, lol
  5. Seven©

    Seven© G&G Evangelist


    ...that's my wife!