Could be a rumor or may be factual, but funny nonetheless. A man calls 911 and says someone is breaking into his shed/house. " No units are available at this time" the operator responds. The man calls back in a minute and tells the operator to take their time bc he has shot the intruder. Two minutes later 3 squad cars show up along with a "special response" unit and arrest the criminal still trying to break into the unit. "I thought you said you shot him!" said the Officer in charge. " I thought you said there was no one available!" said the man.