I left this one behind, sorely tempted though I was to bring it home. A groom and a bride are standing in front of the reverend minister, holding hands. The thought balloon over his head says, "All I have to do is say, 'I do,' and I'll have all the sex I ever want." The thought balloon over her head says, "All I have to do is say, 'I do,' and I'll never have to have sex again!" Somehow I didn't think Princess Whinybitch would be amused. Truth hurts, I suppose.