Drawing I saw at the estate sale

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by Cyrano, Oct 31, 2020.

  1. Cyrano

    Cyrano Resident Curmudgeon Forum Contributor

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    I left this one behind, sorely tempted though I was to bring it home.

    A groom and a bride are standing in front of the reverend minister, holding hands. The thought balloon over his head says, "All I have to do is say, 'I do,' and I'll have all the sex I ever want."

    The thought balloon over her head says, "All I have to do is say, 'I do,' and I'll never have to have sex again!"

    Somehow I didn't think Princess Whinybitch would be amused. Truth hurts, I suppose.
     
  2. TXplt

    TXplt Gun Toting Boeing Driver Forum Contributor

    Excellent.

    A good compromise would be every other day. At least in TXPlt's handbook of negotiations.

    But asking a pilot for marital advice is kinda like asking Joe Biden for advice on how to equip one's AR.
     

  3. PaleHawkDown

    PaleHawkDown G&G Evangelist

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    I am pretty sure that, or a slightly different variation involving BJs, was an old Playboy cartoon that was drawn by one of the Mad Magazine bullpen artists. Segio Argones, maybe? I couldn't find it, but I know I have seen that cartoon before.
     
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  4. rando

    rando G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

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    I would be fine with 3 out of the 7 days and give her the majority
     
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  5. blaster

    blaster G&G Evangelist

    there is a secret ingredient in wedding cake that makes women lose their libido.:(
     
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  6. LeftHandShooter

    LeftHandShooter G&G Evangelist

    There are three things a woman sees and hears when entering the Chapel to get married: An aisle, and alter, and a hymn. That is why she is thinking


    "I'll Alter Him!".
     
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