Steve and Ron were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do. Steve said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Ron says, "Me too. You know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You want to try it?" Steve says, "Sure, why not?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. The next morning Steve wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings, it's Ron. Ron says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Steve says, "I feel great, how about you?" Ron says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Steve says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff, no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." Ron says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing..." "What's that?" asks Steve. Ron asks, "Have you farted yet?" Steve says. No..." "Well, DON'T, because I'm in PHOENIX!"