Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by taras, Aug 6, 2002.

  1. taras

    taras Guest

    My wife used to have a drinking problem...Me !
    No man is TOO drunk if he can lie on the floor without hanging on
    One day I was standing at the bar.....It was still early
    Nothing wrong with being in the gutter it keeps us off the street
  2. Eric

    Eric Guest

    After six shots, I always feel something cold on my shoulder. I look up, and it's the floor!

    So there I was walking down the street: One foot on the curb, one foot one the street, one foot on the curb, one foot on the street. A cop came up and said, "You're drunk!" I said, "Thank God, I thought I was crippled."