DRIVER'S PERMIT A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it." After a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. The father said, "Son, Iâ€™m proud of you. Youâ€™ve brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligentlyâ€”but you didn't get your hair cut." The young man replied, "Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hairâ€”even Jesus had long hair." To which his father replied, "Yes, and they WALKED everywhere!"