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Drunk walking out of a bar

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jul 31, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his
    hand and he is stumbling back and forth.

    A cop on the beat sees him and approaches
    "Can I help you sir?"

    "Yessh! Ssssombody stole my car " the man
    replies.

    The cop asks - " Where was your car the last
    time you saw it?"

    "It wasss at the end of thiss key" the man replies.

    About that time the cop looks down and sees the
    man"s schlong is hanging out of his fly for all the
    world to see.

    He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are
    exposing yourself?"

    Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at
    his crotch and, without missing a beat, blurts out ----

    "SON OF A ***** --- THEY GOT MY GIRFRIEND,
    TOO!!!!":nod:
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Man, I've had nights like that before I got married fer sure! :p