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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, May 30, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
    "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
    "But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
    "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
    "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
    "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
    "Give me two reasons why I *should* go to school."
    "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"