Engineering In Hell

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Oct 10, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and
    says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

    So, the engineer reports to the gates of Hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer
    gets dissatisfied with the level of discomfort in Hell, and starts designing and building
    improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.
    The engineer is a pretty popular guy down in Hell.

    One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it
    going down there in Hell?"

    Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets
    and escalators. There's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

    God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should have
    never gotten down there!! Send him up here!"

    Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

    God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

    Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU
    going to get a lawyer?
    :D :nod:
  2. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    "BWAHAHAHA!" Good one.