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Even God enjoys a good laugh

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 14, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
    1. He called everyone "brother"
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
    Jesus was Jewish:
    1. He went into His Fathers business.
    2. He lived at home until he was 33.
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
    1. He talked with his hands.
    2. He had wine with every meal.
    3. He used olive oil.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
    1. He never cut his hair.
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
    3. He started a new religion.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.

    But the most compelling evidence of all---3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
    3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

    Amen!!!:nod:
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Good one! Inspirational!
     

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    May be inspirational but definitely not politically correct. Is that a reason to get censored on this forum?

    Oh well...Chris's gone for a month. Maybe this one will slip by.

    :D :D :nod: