Expensive Barbie: A guy walks into the Toys-R-Us toy shop in downtown Cleveland and says to the assistant: "Could you please show me your Barbie dolls? My daughter's birthday is today and I have to get something she will love!" She says, "Certainly, sir. Here, we have: *Fashion Barbie @ $15.95 *Vacation Barbie @ $15.95 *Housewife Barbie @ $15.95 and *Divorcee Barbie @ $215.95!" The guy asks in astonishment,"Why is "Divorcee Barbie so much? She looks the same to me." The assistant answers, "Well, sir, Divorcee Barbie comes complete with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's golf clubs, his season tickets to the Tribe and the Browns, his Gold MasterCard, his yacht and his summer home."