Father O'Malley rose from his bed

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Sep 8, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC
    parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful
    day outside.

    He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly
    called the US Senate for assistance. The conversation went like this:

    "Good morning. This is Senator Daschle. How might I help you?"

    "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's. There's a jackass
    lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take
    care of the matter?"

    Senator Daschle, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now
    father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"

    There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye,
    that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.:nod: