First time sex

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by rl69, Sep 1, 2010.

  1. rl69

    rl69 G&G Evangelist

    FIRST TIME SEX


    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.



    Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.


    The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.



    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

    The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.


    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

    "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"


    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

    The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.



    10 minutes pass, and the boy shows no signs of ending the prayer.


    Finally, after 20 minutes of praying, and with no end in sight, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'



    The boy turns, and whispers back,

    'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
     
  2. lol thats pretty funny
     

  3. Haha! Now the real question...what was the poor boy praying.
     
  4. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

  5. waterdog

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    Buahahahaahhahaahaha Good One!!!!
     
  7. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    Just keep prayin boy !!
     
  8. White Rook

    White Rook G&G Evangelist

    I think he better pray that her dad isn't a pharmacist that owns guns....
     
  9. That was GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROFL !!!!! Thats the BEST NEW joke I've heard lately !!!

    Now what would yall do ????? I would of ran out the door as fast as I could. Or bailed out the nearest window LOL
     
  10. 338RUM

    338RUM G&G Evangelist

    I would have just tapped it!