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Fishing trip . . . .

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 30, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Four married guys went fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

    First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.
    I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

    Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll build her a new deck for the pool."

    Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the
    kitchen for her."

    They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word. So they asked
    him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this
    weekend. What's the deal?"

    "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge
    and said, "Fishing, or Sex?" and she said, "Wear a sweater.
    :nod: