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FOOD (or Beer) FOR THOUGHT

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 26, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    FOOD (or Beer) FOR THOUGHT


    A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
    This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
    regular attrition of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
    Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this
    way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

    This is why you always feel smarter after a few beers!
     
  2. jerry

    jerry Since 2002 Forum Contributor

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    works for me!