For Men: When NOT to Propose

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  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    For Men: When NOT to Propose

    Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage.

    * In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?"

    * Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?

    * Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon.

    * Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers?

    * Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her?

    * Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend's?

    * Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers?

    * Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?

    * Has she ever used the word poo-poo?

    * If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?

    * Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of Painful Delights?

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    Life without sex is . . . . . Marriage
     
  2. Where did you find all of this personal information about my ex?:D
     

  3. tommy

    tommy G&G Enthusiast

    i lucked out with my wife she only had sex twice before we met . one time with the high school football team and one time withe the basketball team