Some of them I couldn't post because I'd get in trouble..:09: Man who scratch a&& should not bite fingernails. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who eat many prunes get good run for his money. War does not determine who is right,war determines who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowed elevator smell different to little people. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.