An airplane was about to crash with four passengers on board, but only had three parachutes. The first passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA player. The Lakers need me and I can't afford to die." With that he took a parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I'm the wife of a famous former President, an aspiring State Senator and Presidential hopeful and the smartest woman alive. I can't let America down." She took a parachute and jumped from the plane. The third passenger, a well known Cardinal, says to the fourth passenger, a ten year old boy, "I'm old. I'm a Christian and I will sacrafice myself so that you may have the last parachute". The young boy looked at the Cardinal and stated, "That's OK, the smartest woman alive grabbed my back pack."