According to a radio news report I heard today, security guards at LA airport intercepted a G.I JOE who was trying to sneak onto a flight to London concealed in the luggage of a british grandmother. When discovered, JOE imediatley surrendered in the face of such overpowering odds, he knew he was no match for such highly trained killing machines as the security guards. It is beleived he was armed with a 3inch plastic assault rifle. Who knows what havoc he could have caused if it weren't for the dilligence of the highly trained and proffesional security staff. I personally would like to applaude these men who are upholding the great American dream and keepng the free world safe.