Gardening Tips

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 7, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

    The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

    Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best. One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

    "No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
    Last edited: Oct 19, 2008
  2. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    These pictures were taken today of the final picking of my tomato vines. Those that are red are caused by the joke posted above. Those that are green are for people who like "fried green tomatoes" with their meal.

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  3. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

    I wonder if that works on flowers too....LOL
  4. Midas

    Midas Chief Troll B' Gone Forum Contributor