George Carlin- Yes Im a bad American

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by AJY, May 22, 2002.

  1. AJY

    AJY Guest

    by George Carlin

    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
    level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

    I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, **** it!

    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart

    I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and
    does not entitle you to anything.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in

    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
    than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill
    to put your pansy *** through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun
    to be enlightened.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
    where they want to.

    My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
    Jerry Springer.

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

    I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
    when I'm freezing my *** off during these long winters and paying, paying,

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years
    in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any
    witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So,
    shut-the-Hell-up already.

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
    Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of
    problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're
    running from them.

    I also think they have the right to pull your *** over if you're
    breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
    you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world
    for the next four years.

    I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me
    crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These
    people should be targets.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
    two parents.

    I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this
    applies even if you are President of the United States.

    And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
    If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

    We need our country back!
  2. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Not all of Carlin's beliefs are acceptable

    Quite a few of Carlin's so called beliefs I can go along with.

    However, I definitely believe Carlin's stand on "soliciting funds at intersections" is a crock of bull and here's why. Generally I don't like intersection solicitors either but I believe that when firemen and Rotarians and a few other non-profit respectable groups make their plea's, I will definitely support what they're doing.

    "Hail", I'll dig out a couple of bucks for them and their causes. It's usually the rich slobs who won't even slow down or give them the time of the day. It's strange how those Americans who seem to be the most needy usually contribute the most to help their fellow man. I've "been there, done that , and seen that."

    Last edited: May 23, 2002