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Golf, cows, hospital...

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Eric, Aug 19, 2002.

  1. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
    wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what
    happened.

    Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf
    with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

    We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the
    cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the
    tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in
    the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

    "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

    I held the tail up and yelled back at my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
     
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2002