Golfing Notes

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 19, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with
    clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized
    society, it is called golf.

    Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

    Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those
    in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.

    Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

    The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not
    too often.

    There's no game like golf you go out with three friends, play
    eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

    Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor

    An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice once before
    swinging, and once again after swinging.

    Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart
    cannot count, criticize or laugh.

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    I say we combine the sport of golf with skeet shooting!

  3. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    I play golf occasionally. I tee off with my Buckmark, play it out of the rough with my Marlin M60, then finish up with the BRNO Hornet for a hole-in-one (golfball). Fore! . . . Bang!
  4. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    I expected someone to get arouond to that. (ha) Now when can I join you for another round?