Good news, bad news

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 27, 2002.

  1. Doglips

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    Good news, bad news


    One night, Bob receives a call from the Emergency Room doctor.

    The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I'm afraid I have some bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

    Bob says, "My God- What's the good news?"

    "I'm kidding." The doctor says, "She's dead."