After 50yrs of marriage a couple were lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It tickled as his fingers started at her neck,and began moving down the small of her back. He then carressed her shoulders and neck,slowly working his hand down,stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm working down her side,passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. He then proceeded up her thigh,stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg, He then continued in the same manner on her right side, Then suddenly he stopped,rolled over and became still. As she had become quite arroused by this,she asked in a loving voice,"Why did you stop"? To which he replied, "I found the remote".