Grant me the serenity

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 21, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
    the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the
    wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill
    today because they pissed me off.

    And also, help me to be careful of the toes
    I step on today as they may be connected
    to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

    Help me to always give 100% at work...
    12% on Monday
    23% on Tuesday
    40% on Wednesday
    20% on Thursday
    5% on Fridays

    And help me to remember...
    When I'm having a really bad day,
    and it seems that people are trying to **** me off,
    that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
    only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger
    and tell them to bite me!