Great Wisdom

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 10, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest


    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

    2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

    3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

    4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

    5. No one is listening until you fart.

    6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.