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Gun Jokes

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 28, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Gun Jokes

    A little boy ran home from school on the first day and pestered his mother into taking him into a toy shop. When they got there he insisted that she buy him a gun. "But why do you need a gun?" asked his mother. "Because teacher told us she was going to teach us to draw tomorrow."



    Farmer Giles, why do you have two barrels on your shotgun?
    So that if I miss the fox with the first I can get him with the other.
    Why not fire with the other first, then?



    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Ghana.
    Ghana who?
    Ghana get me a gun and shoot that wolf.



    Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I can't," said the second. "My gun isn't loaded." "Well," said the first," you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn't."
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Groooaaannnn! Are you running out of material? :D