Guy at a bar

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, May 25, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    There's this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink.

    He stays like that for half-an-hour.

    Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the
    drink from the guy, and gulps it down.

    The poor man starts crying.

    The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here,... I'll
    buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

    "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I sleep
    through the alarm, and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires
    me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen.
    The police,they say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home,
    and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there.
    The cab driver just drives away. I go home, and when I get there, I
    find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to t
    his bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,
    you show up and drink my poison!!!":nod:
  2. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    The way this holaday weekend has gone for me...being on call...I thought this was my biography.