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Got to post this qucik before wifee poo catches me :)

You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

You can trade a .44 for two .22's. Or two .22s for a .44, which is probably even more important!

And your .44 never complains about back pain.

You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

Handguns don't drive all your old bachelor friends away. In fact, they tend to attract them.

If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

And if you can use two handguns at a time, well, he'll be even more impressed.

Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

Your backup doesn't whine if it's not primary.

Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Handguns function normally every day of the month. Although it does nag at you to buy accessories.

A handgun wont ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.

A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are a "little fast on the trigger"...
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