Hand Guns VS Women

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Mar 23, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    Got to post this qucik before wifee poo catches me :)


    You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

    You can trade a .44 for two .22's. Or two .22s for a .44, which is probably even more important!

    And your .44 never complains about back pain.

    You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

    Handguns don't drive all your old bachelor friends away. In fact, they tend to attract them.

    If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

    And if you can use two handguns at a time, well, he'll be even more impressed.

    Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

    Your backup doesn't whine if it's not primary.

    Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

    A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    Handguns function normally every day of the month. Although it does nag at you to buy accessories.

    A handgun wont ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

    A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

    You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.

    A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are a "little fast on the trigger"...
     
  2. Klaus

    Klaus Guest

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    Good one. I think most women would get a chuckle out of it too.
     

  3. Chris

    Chris G&G Evangelist Staff Member Forum Contributor

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    That was a classic one! :)