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Harley and God

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 11, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
    Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St.
    Peter told Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and
    your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is
    that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "Well,
    shoot, I want to hang out with God!" So St. Peter took
    Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

    Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the
    woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur,
    professional to professional, you have some major design
    flaws in your invention:

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
    protrusion.

    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And
    finally,

    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God,
    "hold on." God went over to his Celestial super computer,
    typed in a few words and waited for the results. The
    computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God
    said to Arthur, but according to these numbers, more
    men are riding my invention than yours."




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  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Yeehaw! , ride 'em hard and put'em away wet is what my granpappy used to say!